I think it's official. I'm PMS-ing. This is so annoying. I think it's Bai's influence, since she shed like a few days ago. *Stares*

But in a way, it's good, since that means if I felt like a piece of flower the night before, I would be bright and cheery the next morning. Which was what happened please. (So for those who read the LJ entry, don't worry lah. It's the sudden low levels of those damned hormones.)

Anyway, I scared Shakira and Charissa at the mrt station and we exchanged chocolates, and we got so high on endorphins we gayed all the way to school, where I met Fei and Bren and Lickie at the amphi, after which I picked some grass and headed to the stairs by the parade square, and there was like mass chocolate giving within the og GIRLS, since most of the og guys were lousy lazy poks (note the alliteration for emphasis) except jonas and fungshing. x) Yayyy I love all you guys and gals and gays. xD And I couldn't resist doing the blade of grass thing to bel again, except this time I added the last part, so it became:

*Presents a blade of grass*
I give you a blade of grass.
It's green symbolizes your youth and vitality.
And to prove my sincerity,
Here's a few more blades of grass. x)

Yeah. And to lickie, I was, like, quoting moulin rouge, the 'We should be LOVERS' part. She erm like refused me. *Heartbreak* But we all know she's just in denial. x)

Then assembly was like total mass gaying session involving like a gazillion hugs and declarations of love, and thanks to all the chocolates I'll totally grow fatter. But still. I love you guys.

Then after assembly we went to the canteen cause lesson breaks are cool like that, and we got high on chocolate (Sarah and Auyong and Kitty and Sharon and Bai and Joobs and Shan!) and marshmellows (Sam and Nicole!) and the flower (SUET) and played cards. Again.

Oh, and humans talk. Hmmm. We kena-d for all the drinking at the humans party, though it was kinda expected. I was actually wondering when we were going to die for it, and before that I was surprised the teachers didn't find out. But really, there wasn't much drunken debauchery going about. Er. Well. There was debauchery after I left, apparently, but it wasn't drunken. And then the teachers were showing us reports they write on students, as in truthful reports. The good ones were excellent, albeit cliched, the moderate ones are damning on the grounds that it's kinda obvious how hard the teachers are trying to speak well (he generally hands in his work and tries to be punctual), and the bad's terrible.

E.g: BLANK seems to see her social life as a higher priority than academic work...shallow in judgement. It is sometimes a question of why she is in the humans program, as it requires a depth of thinking and curiosity of what it means to be a human.

Like zomg. That poor girl has only one fate - DIE. And just before I saw that I was commenting to alex that the moderate report was bad. As in, it is, and I will still like die if I ever got that, but evidently the teachers can do much, much worse. And the worse thing is, if I got that, I'll probably have done something to deserve it. Zomg if I ever even remotely turn like that, someone slap me to my senses. Like seriously.

Then after that we had something. Eeyer I cannot remember what liao. Oh yeah. KI. Then another break, and then we had Perrylit. And damnit, perr y is damn funny. Cause she was reading us variations of Valentine, and there was one which started with 'not a condominium or a diamond ring'. And guess what she read it as.

Not a condom or a diamond ring.

Zomg. And another line mentioned incense. And she read it as 'incest'. AHAHAHAHAHA.

Damn funny please. Then after that me and bel met up, cause we were SUPPOSED to have og lunch, which, like most other og lunches, went poof. Instead I crashed bel's class and we played cards, and mao suaned bel and I like anything, then later it seemed more like a realmein gathering with grace, bel and me getting suaned like nobody's business. ><

After which was about the end of the funner part of the day, really. I'm like damn full now please from all the chocolates. And I bought Tiramisu ice cream! Cause V-day must share the love mah. Maybe I should skip dinner cause I'm so full and just gorge on ice cream later. Hmmmm.

To gorge or not to gorge, that is the question.

[edit] Ron gave chocolates too! Yayyy I love you too ron! [/edit]