Went to City Hall at 4.30 yesterday to meet up with 1B for the Humans party. Being my lovely early for once self and not because my parents sent me, I arrived at 4pm, and spent half an hour wandering in MPH staring hungrily at books before I went back to the mrt station, thinking I was late, and found only Alex there. Alex, who was there since 2 friggin pm. And Alex, who was wearing this green-white striped shirt with a purple sewn polo-tee icon on it. And we waited until around 5 for sam and nicole and sharon and weishan and *drumrolls* auyong to turn up.

Auyong, the gay pok, was wearing a pale pink-blue-white striped shirt, which was unbuttoned for the top two buttons and the sleeves were folded up to reveal, of all things, small pink floral patterns. And he was ALSO wearing white, tight jeans, WHITE boots, and a beige belt.

How gay is that. And he told us he had to walk through compass point with those clothes on.

That takes serious balls, man.

I mean, even in raffles place everyone was staring at him.

Oh, though that may be because we were dancing folk dance in front of a restaurant.

Ahahahaha. Cause we needed a place to practice, so we wandered around until we found a thai restaurant near a lift lobby, and since the thai restaurant hadn't opened for dinner yet, we very intelligently decided to practice folk-dancing there. Needless to say, the people inside the not-yet-opened restaurant and passer-bys were, cough, very amused. After about half an hour, we realized that there was a security camera there, and we decided to dance at the camera and wave and pose act cutely at it. And there was a convo that went along this line:

Lich: what if they think we're terrorists?
Auyong: What kind of terrorist would folk-dance on the third floor of raffles place in front of a thai restaurant?
Lich: uh, a very patriotic one from [insert name of the weird island]?
Sharon: eh, don't let them know where we're from
Sam: yeah. cannot tell them we're from hwach! *giggles decidedly evilly*
All: Yayyy. *does the finger-bunny thing and grin at camera*

Then shihao was arriving, and we went off back to the mrt to look for him. On the way through raffles place, people were looking at us as though we were a bunch of degenerate sexually deprived gays and lesbians who were high on crack.

Anyway, shihao, the darling, spent 55 bucks (!!!!!) on a pink-striped shirt specially for humans party. Then after that we went to board the bus, and while we were waiting for it, we met with gen from our senior class (she calls us the baby 1Bs), and some other seniors.

And guess what. The bus we had was this uber, super big one that was like twice the size of the 2rd lang bus, and how many people do you think were there? 11. -.- Damn sad lah. Then on the bus we started getting high, and we were gaying at the bus driver while asking shihao to sit on auyong's lap. O.o

I think he (the bus driver) was uber amused lah. Then after that shihao got tired of auyong (awww) and engaged in intimate flirtations with alex at the end of the bus while auyong decided to pose for sam and sharon and nicole to take lots of scandalous blackmail pictures.

Then when we finally got there we went to the function room, which is HUGE, and we gayed there until wanjoo arrived and then we went to practice our folk dancing somemore, while the other classes watched on very amusedly.

Oh, and the other classes. 1A was dressed up as lust, and mildred was wearing a very interesting miniskirt that looked suspiciously flimsy. Hmmm. 13A were dunno what, but I remember they were dressed in black tees. 13b were the cooks. As for the senior classes, parent 1B were the goths, and Kalen i looked damned chio with his makeup on, and at first I thought he was a she. -.-

Auyong: omg kalen i looks damn chio lah!
Me: Huh where? OMG WHATTT!!!!

Yeah. Then after dinner the performances started, and it started with 1A. They were dancing to...

SEXYBACK.

And their dance was like zomghot. It started with three guys stripping in the middle of the room (their shirts only lah, and they were wearing tight sleeveless under it. Stop being a pervert, mel.) and that section ended with two guys hugging the legs of the third guy who was standing in the middle. O.o Then the girls joined in, and it was, erm, not unremniscent of the cell block tango from chicago, with kinky moves involving ties and chairs and more stripped shirts. (Though thankfully none of the guys took off their sleeveless tees inside. I was traumatized enough as it was.)

Ahahaha. Traumatizing as it might be, it was damn amusing, especially since it was totally in front of the teachers. They were like cheering 1A on? ahahahaha.

Then after that it was 13A's performance, starring Taiboo n, who's dancing is damn hot. As in, damn damn damn hot, even though it's those sort of emo modern dancing, to evanescence, and it was interspersed with Reach from s club. Like, HUH. But it was still super nice lah, and who knew taiboo n could dance so hotly?

THEN THEN THEN WAS OUR PERFORMANCE! COOL RIGHT. HERE'S A ROUGH SCRIPT OF WHAT HAPPENED:

Auyong: an emminent economist once said, try everything in life once except for folk-dancing and incest. And that emminent economist is Mr Reeve s!

Mrreeve s: *waves*

Auyong: but, since tonight is a night of sins and debauchery, we shall engage in...

Crowd (e.g. bel): Incest!

Auyong: folk dancing lah.

Then since the dance was totally lame, we couldn't stop laughing, and at the end everyone was dancing together and getting stitches. Like, reeve s and perr y joined in too. Ahahaha cool right. Yayy we rock. Then was ball's class's song, which was to the tune of the hosen leong episode in the mr brown show. It was taken off youtube for some reason. Hmmmm.

Then our senior classes' performances! Which were cool but I'm too lazy to type now, so another time.

Then we took lotsa photos, and then the dancing started, and I think some got pretty drunk, since like a few from 1A started grinding and freaking, and so I was, like, O.o Okay zhao liao. x)

Yeah then I had to take taxi cause the party was in some ulu ulu part near marine parade, and it cost me like 20 bucks. Eh very heartpain leh. Sniffs. Then get home kena for returning late somemore. )':