Lord Lich
Unfortunately, the days of terrorizing my under-lichen minions are way over, so much as I wish, there'll be no more prisoners, slaves and torture. We have to get on with life. Thankfully, however, there will still be ghosts, military trainers (now retired), sirens and a very stubborn daughter who refuses to marry a worm. Or the other way round. Ahwells. Life sucks. Get over it.

Wishlist
The History Boys DVD
Rent, the musical
Jingo - Terry Pratchett
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett
Neverwhere - Neil Gaiman
Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck
Tale of Two Cities
Les Miserables - Victor Hugo
New Phone
High-heeled boots
Grey slipover hoodie
POTO Tickets

For the loud people:


Merci
The darling Mel, who photoshopped the picture you see to the left. <3
Layout (which I ripped and dreadfully abused) by the lovely Mah'rie
09 March 2007
Dear all,

I know some of you have asked for an extra practical criticism comparison for the holiday week so thought it might be a good idea for all of you to do the attached essay. Try and do it within one hour and hand in on the first day of next term.

Thanks.

Mrs P

Hmmm.

1) Who was the damned idiot who decided he/she/shim was so free during the hols that shim wanted extra homework? Can't shim like do something else to occupy shim, such as, I dunno, jumping off a building or something? WHINES.

2) Practical Criticism Comparison. Mmhmmm. Says very neutrally.

And ahahaha to burbur coming to class in shorts today baring his auyong-declared very sexy legs, perving at burbur loudly when another teacher was in the lift (sarah) and two hours of KI essays followed by another hour of theory lesson, where it was made known that my previous teacher taught me bs, and that's not short form for Baby Song, thus accounting for my grand and glorious (alliteration! For emphasis) failings of the past two exams.

Throws things at the wall maturely.

But. After this. March holidays. Need goals. To-do-list.

1) Stops talking likes dat. Because it's really getting to my head.

2) Get a new bag. With a comfortable strap. Or two. Which can contain my disgusting file. Er. The bag, I mean. Not the strap.

3) Pray very hard that I pass my theory exam. To er. The Powers that Be. And hope that the Powers that Be have a very good sense of humor, considering all the 'Oh my various gods' that I've exclaimed over the years. (Yes, thanks to you, e.c.f)

4) Get the whole or most of 408 together for a class outing. (thurs)

5) 1B outing, if possible. sleepoversleepoversleepoversleepover thenwecanperveaboutburburtogether

6) Bel and zach are arranging og outing, so unless they need help I'll just turn up. x)

7) Sanki's farewell party. (mon)

8) Read through Epistemology and KSbull.

9) Hols homework cmi already. I give up.

10) Think up of something else cause 10 is a nice number.

Okay I got it.

10) Drag mel for horror movie and zhao halfway leaving just a videocam facing mel and mel facing the movie screen. Fun.

Don't need to study for theory already. No need to worry about results. The moment mel returns on mon she kill me liaos. Won't live to see results. Settled.

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