I had a weird dream last night. It was about spiders.

One spider, actually. It was an overly intelligent spider. That originally was a baby, but somehow it turned into a spider. It was a very pretty spider, mind, all black and bright orange with none of that furry sliminess of normal spiders. And the eyes weren't very visible, which is good, cause spider eyes are scary. It was just the two blobs that make up the body, nicely striped, and the eight legs.

But it was a very intelligent spider. It knew that its web wasn't sticky enough to hold up my pencil case (which it was trying to steal), so it first stole a hook and hooked it to the pencil case. Then it stole it. But I caught it halfway. And I told it that stealing pencil cases weren't very nice, cause my ruler's in it and I always lose my rulers so I'm supposed to keep an eye on the ruler.

Then Cat appeared. She was giggling. She said that the spider was her friend, and insisted that the spider was called lickie. I told her she was suffering from withdrawal symptoms of lickie not being in the same class as her, but she ignored me and turned into a mini-cat and waltzed off with the spider. Which could waltz, by the way.

Then mel appeared and very matter-of-factly stated that that was because the spider had eight legs. But that would be wrong, because then the spider would get tangled up in its legs. Then it would become a leg-ball. Or spilegs.

Then there was a tug at my sleeve, and I turned to see lickie with THAT i'm-a-sad-kid expression in her eyes. She sniffled and said that cat abandoned her for a spider. Suet came and went 'oh, you poor kid. Let me gather you up into my bosom'.

Lickie recovered from her broken heart extremely fast. And for some absurd reason, bel was in the background trying to say 'It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a large fortune, is in need of balls.' She was trying it out with different tones and everything, and hand gestures.

Then Mao walked past her and was like, 'no, it's supposed to be 'it is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single mr bennet with two thousand pounds a year, is in need of a mrs bennet to make five daughters.'' pause. 'I do hope mr zach will like banmian.'

Then Cat and the Spider dropped onto mao's head, and cat was, like, 'I've found another cat! Yayy!' And she proceeded to teach Mao how to waltz. Which failed. So she pointed out that it was because Mao had 2 legs. But mao said he had two arms too, which meant that he was only 4 limbs short of being a spider, instead of 6 limbs. Then he started singing the Mao song, to the tune of the cow song:

I am Mao
See me dao
I want a big red hong bao
And I'm really, really very dao...

I think I'm not very creative in my dreams when it comes to song lyrics. Then step up started playing in the background, and the two cats decided that mel shall dance. Mel vehemently protested. Mel went 'try and I shall kick you in a very strategic place'. I told her that was MY line, and that she may not borrow it. She went -.- again, but went no, I'm baika, so I cannot dance. I told her that zach was the baika, not her. She went, 'oh. but I don't want to dance.' I went it's okay, we don't mind!'

So we forced mel onto the dance floor, then she started breakdancing the stepup dance. And we went, O.o mel is hot. Which was a bit ruined by her -.- expression. Then she finished and she went 'ugh lichen i'm going to kill you', and I started running from her, and then I rolled out of bed and woke up.

I think i have funny dreams. But sadly I already forgot most of it. There was something about a toilet. Oh, I think mel ran off into the toilet to hide cause she didn't want to dance, and it was a handicap toilet, so I asked bel to peer up the grills since she likes doing it so much.

And Gen starred quite a major role too, though all she did was to go around swinging her bat very randomly cause she said that her tanline went off.

Yayy I like holidays. Cause after you wake up you can laze around in bed, then go brush your teeth, then crawl back into bed and fall asleep again. Then after you wake up you have to brush your teeth again, which is a waste of toothpaste, but nevermind lorh. Then after that you can laze around on the sofa. I like the sofa. it's got nice soft cushions. Very nice to lie on. And there's a tv in front of it. and a fan beside it. Yayyy. And there's ice cream in the fridge. More than any in the school, anyway. And egg rolls. And those weird lotus-shaped things. Which look terrible but I love anbyway. Mmm. And breakfast of pancakes and maple syrup. Which i just had.

I think i shall go have somemore. Yayy.