Lord Lich
Unfortunately, the days of terrorizing my under-lichen minions are way over, so much as I wish, there'll be no more prisoners, slaves and torture. We have to get on with life. Thankfully, however, there will still be ghosts, military trainers (now retired), sirens and a very stubborn daughter who refuses to marry a worm. Or the other way round. Ahwells. Life sucks. Get over it.

Wishlist
The History Boys DVD
Rent, the musical
Jingo - Terry Pratchett
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett
Neverwhere - Neil Gaiman
Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck
Tale of Two Cities
Les Miserables - Victor Hugo
New Phone
High-heeled boots
Grey slipover hoodie
POTO Tickets

For the loud people:


Merci
The darling Mel, who photoshopped the picture you see to the left. <3
Layout (which I ripped and dreadfully abused) by the lovely Mah'rie
22 April 2007
It's times like this that I wonder why I wasn't born a guy.

Cause then I'll fail NAPFA ten times over, that's why.

Let me list down the benefits of being a guy:

1) You WANT to gain weight.
2) No one can call you a bimbo if you wear pink.
3) NO CRAMPS. WHY WHY WHY SO UNFAIR. NO MONTHLY PMS NO MPS NO EVERYTHING.
4) Your mom lets you stay out late since young. D:
5) No getting pregnant.
6) No being mistaken for a witch in the 14th century.
7) NO SKIRTS. YOU WEAR PANTS TO SCHOOL. WAHHH.
8) Girls like you if you're straight and girls STILL like you if you're gay.
9) Kohsy likes you.

Of course, there're downsides too.

1) You have to exercise. Which means running.
2) Everyone knows where to kick to drive home the point.
3) NS. Unless you're that guy who got registered as a FEMALE under the singapore database.
4) You always get called sexist just because your great great great great great great great grandfather was part of a sexist generation of male chauvanistic pigs.
5) Kohsy likes you.

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