Lord Lich
Unfortunately, the days of terrorizing my under-lichen minions are way over, so much as I wish, there'll be no more prisoners, slaves and torture. We have to get on with life. Thankfully, however, there will still be ghosts, military trainers (now retired), sirens and a very stubborn daughter who refuses to marry a worm. Or the other way round. Ahwells. Life sucks. Get over it.

Wishlist
The History Boys DVD
Rent, the musical
Jingo - Terry Pratchett
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett
Neverwhere - Neil Gaiman
Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck
Tale of Two Cities
Les Miserables - Victor Hugo
New Phone
High-heeled boots
Grey slipover hoodie
POTO Tickets

For the loud people:


Merci
The darling Mel, who photoshopped the picture you see to the left. <3
Layout (which I ripped and dreadfully abused) by the lovely Mah'rie
06 July 2007
My life recently has been revolving around two things:

1) Litweek haunted house, which will officially cease to exist from now on since lerbut (who annoyingly insists on calling me chenli despite me signing off with my name as ONE WORD but I suppose the message didn't get through all the silicon) has blatantly told us that a) it was impossible, 2) we would die if we tried and c) she would refuse to help us to teacherly stuff like booking rooms if we tried to carry on, okay chenli?

2) Interesting people who are interesting in the way Mrs Bennet is a nice neighbour. Or rather, that's one interesting person. On the other hand, I wouldn't mind depriving 1c of people.

Tis a sad life that I'm leading.

On another note, I'm even sadder upon reading andrechong's essay. It is completely and utterly unfair how some people can write so disgustingly beautifully (and I mean beautiful in the good way, not collinsy pedantically - much as I hesitate to use that word after bel's little episode with it). And perryy's remarks about it are practically glowing with love and adoration. Yours truly's english, on the other hand, has been subjected to nightly conversations like this:

[li qi] pretty please? says:
i has a bucket
[Lord Lich] My heart is snowing says:
...
[Lord Lich] My heart is snowing says:
you has no head

though the absolute best has to be bel's numerous dubious lines, which for the sake of the general public should not be mentioned here. But equally amusing are the og mornings:

Bel: How do you spell gay?
Me: _ _ c _
Gay: OI.
Me: how do you spell really gay?
Us: _ r _ _ _ y
Bel: How about really really gay?
Us: _ u _ _ _ _
really gay + really really gay: OI!

And the best of the lot:
How do you spell cupcake?

F-U-N-G-S-H-I-N-G!

LOLX I shall stop being evil to the og people now. Lest I have a bunch of miffed cupcakes on my trail. But I'm still amused. <33333

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