How long has it been since I updated. Hmmm.

Tuition is absolutely HILARIOUS now that the all we tuitionees are present. Saturday afternoon 1300 - 1500 was spent in absolute hilarity in the little crowded cosy area enclosed behind the little yellow door that always gets stuck. It starts, as ALWAYS *i glare* with me being early and impatiently sms-ing everyone else to arrive. And true to form, bel, being bel, was early too, except that in her customary genius she ended up waiting at the wrong classroom on the wrong level.

And true to form for me too, when she asked me for the classroom number afterwards I remembered wrongly and told her another wrong number, which resulted in her waiting outside not one, but TWO different classrooms, both of which were wrong.

And we waited for the two lovebirds to FINALLY arrive, one purposely a little later than the other (don't be fooled, we KNOW what they were doing together and to little P6 boys). Then the fun started.

Hashimali saw the little warren buffet quote that lickie wrote at the back of her notes, and went 'I LIKE that quote'. Naturally, being the busybodies studious people cat, bel and I were, we craned our necks to check out what she had written. And started laughing. Lickie, in a rare show of intelligence, spent approximately as, well, aproximately. It was a very approximate spelling. *sniggers*

And there was that little matter of decorating belbel's notes in little declarations of the violence of her affection for _____. Bel was absolutely FUMING and muttering incoherently in distress.

On a side note, bel's notes are now very prettily and artistically decorated in little black boxes where she meticulously coloured out all the incriminating words. Oh belbel we love you too. <33

And about halfway through my brain decided that it was DONE with the day in general and took a little vacation off earth on some little non-planet like pluto. And I accordingly started to sprout nonsense. The teacher was asking what positive externality Macs provided society, which was a very weird question in itself, I insist, since Macs has done nothing except advocate hedonism and obesity in little vulnerable and susceptible kids. And he was looking at me expectantly for some kind of response, so I HAD to answer. And as mentioned previously, my brain was cheerfully refusing to respond to any stimulation at all so my mouth just opened and out came was a variation of 'well when people eat a lot of macdonalds they become unhealthy and then when you see them eating unhealthy burgers you gain self esteem cause you think of your own healthy diet and you love veggies which is a merit good so macdonalds is a positive externality'.

Bel didn't need to have such a violent reaction, I mutter. It was a reasonable answer given the context. That little brat proceeded to slap her forehead and cut of all ties to me and roll on the floor with the cat and the monkey. *SULKS*

And after tuition we happily educated humairah on lickie's little fanatic obsession with a certain chinese teacher who wears tight bright purple swimming trunks. (and cat of course had to ask for directions on how to get to bugis from somerset mrt, but there's no surprise there. Poor lickie had to direct her since it's a little complicated.)

Speech day was, as per usual, absolutely and mind-numbingly boring. Melc and I were sleeping when we were not playing handphone games or walking up the stage. And afterwards we sneaked off early where we promptly bumped into hodgie. (Who was also sneaking away early, except with less of sneaking and more of away.) Who promptly decided to make a little joke. 'Hello ladies where are you going? *Note: at this point Melc and I were opening and closing our mouths furiously trying to come up with an excuse* I'm here to give you a white slip. *holds out hand* Congratulations.'

GRAWH STUPID BALD MEN WITH THEIR LITTLE BRAND OF HUMOUR. *glares* SCARED ME HALF TO DEATH.

On another note, $50 voucher at popular ftw. Ohohoho shopping.

And all the birthday presents I forgot, like wenting's and gen's.